Last night, just before I went to bed I had a slight deviation from reality. I thought something had been stolen and after searching around for some time, I came to the conclusion that it was indeed stolen and not just lost. I then started worrying about who stole it and when…was the house unlocked all day? My mind was going on and on about this. Do I call the police? Would they even care?

Being the worrier I am, I started to wonder if I would ever fall asleep. Just then I got up to get a drink of water and wouldn’t you know it? There was the missing item…on the bed. I am not sure how it even got there. Did I put it there? We’ll never know. Delusions, I tell ya.