Here are a few random thoughts drifting through my mind lately:

• Why is it that all thrift stores smell the same? And all old people’s houses…what is that?
• Why does anyone feel the need to be condescending?
• Real butter is so worth the cholesterol.
• Individual, disposable serving cups of cereal are perfect. I rarely finish a whole box.
• Taking vitamins at night, rather than in the morning, may be the ticket to avoiding nausea.
• Riding in cabs is the least fun I have on vacation.