You have to imagine the whole thing being told by a cute little Aussie gal with a heavy accent…

“So I was so nervous about hanging out with these two California girls and couldn’t decide what to wear because they were just staring at me when I met them earlier. So I had a couple of drinks at dinner to relax. I was trying SO hard to impress them. So we were watching the watershow at the Bellagio and I threw up in a bin!”