The elevators all over campus have signs, “AVOID BEING TRAPPED IN THIS ELEVATOR”. Nice. As though they think life isn’t terrifying enough. Not to mention, the elevators in the Humanities building have long been considered death traps. Everytime I step inside one of them, someone always comments on how unsafe they sound. I know the signs relate primarily to the energy crisis, but still when you have an appointment on the 8th floor you’d almost rather chance it. Luckily, I can’t foresee a need to take my life into my hands at this point.